POEMS
MY NEW SCHOOL
(K.Subha, X-B)
This school to me was
very new,
The friends I had were
very few;
Scared of the new
teachers was I,
My old school "I
don't miss anymore" was a lie.
This school to me was
very far,
Daily I had to come by
car;
Slowly many friends I
made
Memories of my old
school began to fade.
This School is now
precious to me
With gratitude to it I
shall always be;
My friends to me now are
very dear,
And of my teachers I
have no fear.
This School now I feel
very homely
And my old school I miss
hardly!
To my teachers I speak
very freely
I love my school and
this I say very clearly!
This School has very
high ambitions
To achieve they have
many conditions
And "Hari Om"
is the only mantra
We use to reach this
tantra.
MY BELOVED GURU DEV:
(R.Sanchit Kishan)
Mahatma Gandhi for
Non-Violence,
Lincoln for Democracy,
Mother Teresa for
Humanity,
Dalai Lama for Peace,
Last but not the least,
Gurudev for:
GREAT BHAGAWAT GITA to this world.
Many in the past had
born and died,
But very few there where whose glory never veiled
He was one, who always
won, the hearts, not just of his fellowmen,
But of his whole countrymen
Ten long years in the
abode of snow,
Can his fame ever fade you know & I do know,
He was a blessed drop of
rain from heaven
Who acknowledge the ocean of masses round the seven?
Like the Ganges he
flowed from the top,
Hopping and topping through hurdles & curdles,
Along journey for sure
this was,
He crossed them all without any pause.
He was the very
embodiment of love and compassion,
His sole aim was to spread, Gita with all caution,
He worked incessantly
for his mission,
And for sure notched up the pinnacle of his vision.
His was marked by divine
flash of brightness,
His was remarked by revering calamity of sadness.
Alas,
The soul had flown by,
High & high, up in the sky,
But in the eyes of ours,
He is a living legend,
GENIUSES NEVER DIE!
JOKES
Interviewer: What is
your Qualification?
Candidate: F.S.C. Sir.
Interviewer: Well what
about your son?
Candidate: B.S.C.
Interviewer: Good what
about your wife>
Candidate: M.S.C.
Interviewer: Oh! Very
good! In your family all are highly qualified?
Candidate: No sir.
F.S.C means father of
seven children
M.S.C means mother of
seven children
B.S.C means brother of
six children.
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Teacher: What does the
crow do in the morning? Can anybody answer?
Student: Crows miss.
Teacher: Now, Ram tell
me what does the cuckoo do in the morning?
Student: Cooks miss.
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Raghu: Why haven't
filled up your form?
Ram : Because I
have to go to Delhi for that.
Raghu: To Delhi Why?
Ram : It says
here in the form, "Fill in the capital only".
-Sri Hari, III- 'C'
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MY LETTER TO Mr.BILL GATES
Dear Mr.BILL gates,
I heard Microsoft has lot of Bugs. I
wanted to complain about some more.
We have bought a computer for our home and we find some
problem, which I want to bring to your notice.
We are unable to enter anything after
we click SHUT DOWN button. We request you to check this. We find there is a RUN
in the menu.one of my friends who clicked RUN has run up to the next town, so
we request you to change it to SIT, so that we can click that by sitting. One
doubt, is there any RESCOOTER available in the system? As I find only
RECYCLE, but I own a Scooter at my home. Also there is a FIND button but it is
not working properly. My mother lost the door key and we tried a lot tracing it
with this FIND, but unable to trace.
Please look over these problems and give us a better product.
-Vignesh, X- 'C'
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Mukesh: My father has
everything-right from a bicycle to aeroplane.
Rajesh: Wow! He must be
really rich
Mukesh: No, It’s not
like that he has a top shop.
****
Man to beggar: It is not
good to beg,
Beggar
: Have you ever begged?
Man
: No, I haven't.
Beggar
: Then how can you say it is not good?
****
Guest to driver: Hey,
please drive a little fast; else I will miss my train.
Driver
: Don't worry, Sir, I will get you there on time my
master had said that I will lose my job if you miss your train.
****
Customer : How
much for these bananas?
Fruit seller: 8 for six
rupees
Customer : Can't
you reduce that a bit?
Fruit seller: Sure. Take
2 bananas less.
****
Doctor: Good. You have
come to me just in time.
Patient: Why doctor? Are
you in need of money? How much do you want?
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Visitor: What are these
trophies for?
Dinesh: This little one
is for singing in the competition.
Visitor: And the other
One?
Dinesh: To Stop Singing
-R.Kesavapriya
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Two Wheeler riders: Why
have you stopped me? I was not driving very fast.
Traffic Cop
: I have stopped you because your wife has
fallen off the pillion at the last
turning
turning
Dad
: How was your English exam today?
Suneeta: it was fine.
Teacher asked us to handover in a neat paper. So I did not write anything on
it.
Lily : A bee
stung me this morning.
Rossy: Did you put some
cream on it?
Lily : There was
no time. It flew away.
Husband: What is the
difference between a bus and Taxi?
Wife
: I know.
Husband: That is great.
We will take a bus, then.
Scout: Does you tent
always leak?
Brown: Oh no! Only when
it rains.
Mukesh: My father is
always afraid of crossing the road.
Rakesh: Really? How do
you know?
Mukesh: He always
catches my hand before we cross the road.
Father: How was the exam
today?
Son :
Fifty-Fifty
Father: What do you
mean?
Son ; Well,
What the examiner asked, I didn't know and what I have written, the examiner
won't know.
Husband: I have got a
headache from the kid's screaming.
Wife
: Just a minute. I will sing him a lullaby.
Husband: Forget it.
Better let him scream.
-M.Koushik, IV-A